My mom watching Hannibal with me.
Mom:
At least he cooks it.
Me:
Well of course. He's not a barbarian.
Mom:
But he killed her when she was still alive.
Me:
Most people are killed when they are still alive.
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Not just a blog. It's a high-functioning blog.
I'm Bex, 17, and live in our wonderful heart-breaking UK. Just please, don't ask me about the weather. I pretty much love Sherlock, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Supernatural, Avatar, Marvel, Homestuck, and well, pretty much everything really.. But yeah, feel free to raid my ask, please do. Also, if I don't talk to you, trust me, it's only due to my inability to come up with a decent conversation.
year is 2392
child:
mommy i can't sleep
mother:
don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother:
WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
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I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom
and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom
do you feel me?
i taste you
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apPARENTLY MY CAT LIKES YOGURT
THIS CAT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST FOUND THE ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
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intotherainbowsunsetwithcastiel:
my mom was watching supernatural with me and we were wondering why we just couldnt find sam as attractive as dean. we realized however it was beacause my cousin matt happens to look just like jared padalecki
#Literally thought this was a picture of Jared..
always reblog cousin matt
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my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
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The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
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assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:
OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE
AND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE
HANG ON I FIXED IT
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OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING)
I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK”
I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! WHAT SORT OF THINGS ARE YOU READING MOM?! AND SHE BOUGHT IT
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Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact Tony Stark killed a man over a Dora the Explorer watch.
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