superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: loreleielizabeth: adventuresofmoosehead: The joke “Seven Eight Nine” becomes paradoxically terrifying if you are a Whovian.
citymod: do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?
ectobiologist: I still love homestuck but homestuck and I aren’t on our honeymoon anymore so even though I’m not kissing homestuck and yelling about how much I love it out of our hotel window doesn’t mean I don’t love homestuck anymore it’s just a quiet love where we sit down and have dinner together and calmly talk about our days and we don’t need to be in each other’s faces 24/7 to know that...
turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO i just threw up
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
pizzaforpresident: yolanswag: pizzaforpresident: Nothing quite irks me like Lol with a capital L. just never capitalize! lol (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Follow for more Yolo Swag! ☆ :･ﾟ✿ Okay I found what bothers me more than Lol
fieldsoftrenzallore: what happens if the doctor reveals his name on psychic paper and we will never know what it is
wallygraysonwest: my theater teacher has this hanging above his desk
cloysterbell: thecheekbonesandthechin: thegirlwhocriedfoxface: cloysterbell: I really want a Wii game where you’re fighting Cybermen or Daleks from the Doctor’s point of view so the Sonic is your wiimote and you have to pilot the TARDIS with the nunchuck and yeah, I’d buy that. why doesnt this exist already Some asshole would make the last level a fight against the Weeping Angles.
egberts: svvitzerland: egberts: svvitzerland: svvitzerland: What is the opposite of a restaurant? a workaurant i hope you get arrested for this joke i think i need to get arworked
profrumbleroar: mountincest: lovemetoinfinity: fatdough: rewind-and-restart: mountincest: school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory it tests my patience it tests my ability to hold my pee it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch whoa There are four types of people at school. First you have your Ravenclaws then your Hufflepuffs then your...
politicsofmylund: canoncerealurl: hamiltonians: hamiltonians: every time i see those sympathetic hitler posts with like 100k+ notes i want to die ok and it just makes me laugh that the picture is of hitler holding hands with a little girl because like…… just google “hitler with children” hitler took pictures with as many children as possible to humanize him to the german people #you...
secretlyjohnwatson: DO YOU EVER JUST START AN EPISODE AND YOU’RE LIKE I KNOW THIS EPISODE TUMBLR TALKS ABOUT THIS EPISODE
mynamekyle: I bet microwaves are actually just filled with a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot
i-owe-you-a-tardis: On the bright side, at least no one in Sherlock fandom is skipping any seasons.
jacknoir: u kno all the good urls are taken when
egberts: *takes long drag of cigarette* listen kid if u ever have an opinion dont post it on tumblr.com
phione: if i were a boss in a video game this would be my final form
pizzaforpresident: i was in the basement on the computer and then i heard screaming and i ran upstairs and my brother was sitting at the kitchen table holding his head in his hands, almost in tears, so asked what was wrong and then i saw this
riceslut: I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND
We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater. It also came with a little hat. My cat hates me.
clever-one-word-url: GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. GUYS MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion. A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes. No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.
lieutenantker: Sometimes you have a favorite character and you just ship them with everyone because why the fuck not. And then you have a favorite character and you can only ship them with ONE PERSON and any ship besides that ONE SHIP is just *HISS* GET OUT
glasslightss: andrvw: tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with #incest #serial killers #sentence fragments
parents: no boys at your sleepover
kawaii-aussie: basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...