tony has sex tapes.
When Coulson gets his Captain America trading cards back from Fury I hope he just bitches about the blood on them like
"THESE WERE VINTAGE, FURY. VINTAGE.”
"Coulson, you’ve met the man and you have one of the highest salaries in the world—"
"You destroyed a state-of-the-art plane in six. days."
#can i jsut #cAN I JUST #FUCKING #LOKI THINKS THE ONLY REASON THOR CAME LOOKING FOR HIM IS BECAUSE HE STOLE THE TESSERACT#AND THE ONLY REASON HE WANTS HIM TO COME HOME IS SO THAT THE TESSERACT IT RETURNED #HE DOESN’T EVEN SEE THAT THOR MISSES HIM AS A BROTHER #HE DOESN’T THINK HE HIMSELF IS A GOOD ENOUGH REASON FOR THOR TO COME AFTER HIM #AND LIKE #HIS FUCKING EXPRESSION OF DISBELIEF IN THE SECOND ONE #LIKE #WHAT #THOR WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT #YOU DONT WANT ME HOME #AND THEN THE THIRD ONE #I DONT EVEN KNOW IF HE’S LAUGHING AT HIMSELF FOR ALMOST BELIEVING IT FOR A MOMENT#OR AT THOR FOR EVEN SUGGESTING IT #AND WOW OKAY I THOUGHT I WAS OVER THIS SHIT #BUT IM FUCKING NOT #I AM 300% DONE WITH THESE LOKI FEELS #FUCK
The whole time I thought when he said “I don’t have it,” I thought he meant he doesn’t have a home. this makes it tEN TIMES WORSE TAHNK YOU.
"One must always be careful of books,” said Tessa, “and what is inside them, for words have the power to change us.” ― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel
This is my chair on
The Fault in Our Stars movie set.
I can’t believe this is happening, but cameras just started rolling.
I want you to know that everyone—and there are like a hundred people here—is working very hard to make this a great movie.
Yay wow yay wow.
How does this have 45,000 notes when it is only the back of a chair? Perhaps today I will tumbl the front of the chair.
(Off topic, but am I using the verb to tumbl correctly?)
if you’re ever feeling sad, just remember that according to the infinite multiverse theory, there is a universe out there in which you are a member of starfleet and have probably saved the world at least once
What if on the 21st, we all have to choose
Do we turn right
Or do we
I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry.
But it looks like The Doctor is farting fire in that GIF.
omfg I juyst did the grossest of laughter and my mom busted in to see if I was choking
[DIES OF LAUGHTER OVERDOSE]
upsides to being a dragon
- everyones afraid of you
- you can eat your enemies
- youre fucking fly as hell
- also some dragons can fly dont tell me that aint rad
- breathing stuff that kills people
downsides to being a dragon
your validity in running for mayor gets questioned
we all have this one character death that we will never be over and fine with
EREN FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
ARE YOU HUMAN OR ARE YOU TITAN
*CROWD LEANS IN*
imagine if there was one person who went to your blog every day and just went through the pages and laughed at all of your posts (even the uncreative and unsuccesful tries of making a text post) and just laughed and thought you were cute and adorable and funny and had an amazing music taste